Myself and 6 other Chicago area police officers drove roughly eleven hours into Breezewood, PA on Friday to begin the 10 week journey to the FBI Academy. If you are ever in the Pennsylvania area, I would strongly suggest avoiding Breezewood at all costs. That is, unless you consider Pizza Hut good cuisine. We tried to find a bar for some cocktails and settled on the Breezewood Inn. I asked the bartender for a glass of Cabernet and she said all they had was White Zin. I don’t think that needs any more of an explanation.
The FBI Field Office said it’s a tradition for the Chicagoland Officers attending the FBINA to stay in Breezewood. Personally, I think we are all just being punked. I’m here to stop the cycle.
If anyone reading this is from Breezewood, I’m terribly sorry*.
*I’m not sorry for what I said. I’m sorry that you live there.